vibe-slop-filter

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Strips AI-generation "smell" from prose before it ships (READMEs, docs, release notes, PR descriptions, posts, emails). Counts measurable tells first (keyword saturation, tricolons and anaphora, the "not X, it's Y" reflex, fragment-for-emphasis, bolded thesis lines, listicle-ization, signpost phrases, filler vocabulary, em-dashes, engineered-quotable closers), then applies a "doing work or reflex?" test to each instance so genuine voice survives. Use when asked to de-slop text or make it sound human, when text reads as machine-written, and as the final pass on prose the agent drafted.